Adam's thought of the day

I hope you all enjoyed Kindy's stuff, but now I'm back, so let's see.....

"DO not soak your weasel is tomato paste" That to me would be a good bit of wisdom. I mean who wants to risk getting bitten by a weasel anyway? And tomato paste will just make them look red and weird. and eventually they will begin to rot, and who likes the smell of rotten tomatoes?

No no, Don't soak your weasels in tomato paste.

Ok, I have been informed I need to give something related to the holiday season.

Hmmmmmmm

I KNOW! "Momma thinks that Santa's elves are enslaved by Santa to do whatever he wants, and are cheap labor." I'm inclined to agree, so here's a question, why aren't we starting wars on the north pole to free the elves? I blame greedy consumerism. People will take anything if they think it will come to them free of charge.

I say we free the elves!