Worst Super Villains ever

Ok lots of people do worst and best Super Heroes, worst and best costumes, and worst and best movies, but what about the villains? well that's what I'm covering this week, worst and best villains for our iconic heroes. It's a four part series that will go in this order:

Worst Villains,

Most overrated villains

Villains with most potential

Best villains.

SO to kick things off here's my list of five worst villains ever.

Hob Goblin

I have him on this list because he’s the nerd who will never die. He’s like a five year old’s super hero. Everything one villain can do he can do better. The problem? He’s a stinky clone of the Green Goblin without the brains; he pulls new weapons out of the air with new ways of taking down Spiderman, and there’s no one interesting behind the mask. He creates no elaborate plans, just robs banks. Yeah real good stuff.

Try Harder Marvel. We don’t want rehashing of iconic villains; we want new and cooler villains.

Catwoman

This poor Feline themed Cat Burglar (Oh sheesh were the writers even trying here?) is probably the most poorly thought out villainess ever. She started out as just a cat burglar that Batman fought, but then….. a few years down the road some writer decided to have a romance between the two…. Well it is awkward to this day, and this character is obsessed with cats. She owns a whole lot of them, in some comics her furniture is themed after them. It’s sad really.

She was ok until she fell in love with Batman, then she just got weird, and awkward.

Galactus

Premise: A giant man who rides around in a silver space ship and eats planets.

Execution: FAIL

Galactus is probably the worst concept ever to be executed this badly. Most ideas are either bad idea written well, but still bad, or a good idea screwed up royally. Galactus manages to be both bad in concept and in execution.

First of all he rides around in a giant space ship. He looks human, but he wears this ridiculous purple suit. And he EAT PLANETS!!!! Not only that, he eats only planets with life on it. Do know how often he eats? About once a month

If we were to assume that this galaxy had over 100,000 planets with life on it. (a ridiculous number to say the least) if the universe was 6,000 years old. Then by the time he reached Earth he would have eaten 72,000 planets. He would be verging on extinction!

However the first number is incredibly unlikely if there are even any other planets with life on them I would put the highest number at 10

We’re doomed.

He’s Doomed.

The comic he belongs to is doomed.

Doomsday

I might take some serious flak for this one, some people really like Doomsday, and I can say I don’t get it one bit. Doomsday should have never defeated Superman. Superman beat him every time since then, and it makes no sense that he’d be able to do it then. Superman simply went stupid that one time and just punched him repeatedly, until Superman died.

And Superman rose from the grave too.

Yeah, well Doomsday has like no personality, and no real story, most people don’t even really care about him besides the fact that he killed Superman. He is just a pure hate machine that kills until he is killed, and then comes back to life and kills more.

I guess the problem with him is that he’s got no personality really. If we had anything, just SOMETHING we could understand he would be cool but he just roars and pounds on things.

And Now the worst villain of them all

Rhino

If you thought Doomsday was ridiculous, Rhino is the definition of absurdity. We have a guy who is capable of throwing cars, smashing through any wall he wants, and tearing down buildings…. And he puts himself in a rhino suit. You can’t take him seriously! He looks like a school mascot, but with super strength.

Oh but get this, as if we were supposed to be impressed, he has a rhino horn on his head, and he always leans over to charge Spiderman with it. Now let’s get a few things straight, when a real rhino lowers into horn, it’s not blinded, and it can turn; this Rhino? He just smashes into stuff.

Did I mention he could tear down buildings, and smash through metal? Well that’s until Spider-man Inevitably tricks him into smashing into something, suddenly, he gets his noggin rattled, and Spider-man wins.

Every time this happens, he does not ever switch tactics, he never switches timing, nothing. Every Rhino comic is exactly the same, only a different setting. Rhino smash this, rhino smash that, Rhino says something stupid that’s supposed to be taken as funny, and he gets his head bonked. End of story, change setting for each new comic.

Really, and as if it wasn’t insulting enough that every story is that same, Rhino doesn’t even seem like he’s stupid, no he’s more like that comedian making fun of someone who’s stupid. So they don’t even get that much right.

SO basically we get a super powered rhino mascot who pretends to be stupid. That’s why Rhino is the worst villain ever made.